Smoking is bad. Smoking is evil. Smoking is just plain wrong. I’m sure you’ve heard it all before. But seldom do you hear how truly great smoking is. It’s awesome. Like bacon it makes everything better. Just ask Frosty the Snowman, Winston Churchill and all the other cool people throughout history who have discovered its splendor. If you share their company then you’re just as awesome. If not, well then puff you.